1. lifehackable:

    Food Life Hacks

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  2. what the signs smell like

    zodiacbaby:

    aries - slim jim

    taurus - manure 

    gemini - fakeness

    cancer - tears

    leo - hairspray 

    virgo - flowers

    libra - low IQs

    scorpio - cum

    sagittarius - blood

    capricorn - gravel

    aquarius - febreeze

    pisces - anchovies 

    I smell of tears

    Excuse me whilst I go cry over this

    (via striderhousehole)

     
  3. veeteeshirt:

    SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    (via striderhousehole)

     
  4. rinnymcc:

    hussiebot:

    atomsbabe:

    PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE! 

    i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!

    I have known this but signal boost for all that don’t!

    (Source: candyc0rpse, via striderhousehole)

     
  5. hobbitdragon:

    ddollley:

    I just made the most inhuman noise

    WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

    (Source: cineraria, via striderhousehole)

     

  6. I wish the world was one giant continent so I could motorbike across it but I want like an eighth of it to be really snowy so I can snowboard and an eighth to be really really snowy so I can jetski and that would be a really great christmas present so if someone could just do that for me that’d be great

     

  7. jerkidiot:

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    katy perry perfume????

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    let’s see how it smells

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    eh it’s okay i guess it’s not gr-

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    wait where did this come from

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    WAIT WHERE DID THESE COME FROM

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    WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME

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    IM SCARED

    (via striderhousehole)

     
  8. andrewtheunicornforeveryoung:

    I need to show this to my family and friends

    (Source: alwaysworthrecovery, via striderhousehole)

     
  9. dagger-kitsune:

    baelor:

    OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

    According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

    Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

    They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

    THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

    some of the more reputable sources: x, x

    Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

    Things that are not okay:
    1) This.

    (via goodmorningawfulbye)

     
  10. ohaiitsarielle:

    ethan-lawson-wate:

    ibelieve-inall-things-riddikulus:

    consultingteenagefangirl:

    tegananscombe:

    rainbow-leather-and-glitter:

    First off how dare you

    DON’T LET JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

    Hazel Grace, I-.

    Did you just…

    dear gOD

    HOW DARE YOU REOPEN THAT WOUND

    NO DON’T DO THIS.

    (Source: gaylord-sassypants69, via goodmorningawfulbye)